Of all the shit i say

I 16 years old of age had been forced to go to the shitty hospital full of cheap plaster and the smell of old people I hated it but for the sake for my sick and dear uncle whom has race me to be a good arsehole . Yes it was then I realized how much of a role model my uncle was and decided I would go after being forced to go by my mother.At one in the morning I decided to go to get a bar of choclate i went to the old run down macine and put ten pence and ordered a mars bar then she came blonde beautifull and with long legs coming towards me a 16 year old who has tatted clothese and mouse coloured hair she stopped and took a five pence she looked at me and asked wether i had five pence to give her I stood there dumbed shock it took me five minutes to actually stop staring at her and talk to her."So urm.... whats your name ?"i asked (well kinda blabbered so much for keeping cool)..........................................(sorry you'll have to wait till next time i've runned out of ideas think of it as a episode or a crappy story)